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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Topic: Iron Hills Caption Contest Posted: 12 Jun 2008 at 12:43
	Welcome, welcome, to this brand new caption contest (my caption contest, the first dwarven caption contest) Ya know the rules, let the fun begin! Here's one to start with:
	I want You!
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 13 Jun 2008 at 19:22
	Sam: "Now all we need to do Mr. Frodo sir is climb up this hot molten ash mountain and we're done! Oh... mind those red lava rocks, Mr. Frodo, can't have you burning your feet now we've come this far."
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Tarcuru Hobbits Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 233	Posted: 13 Jun 2008 at 22:17
	sam is amazed at pippin sisiter in law's hip movment whilst frodo is um... well frodo is doing stuff
	a person that gives up is a loser, a person that gives it there all is the real winner.
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Rusva Dwarves Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Canada Online Status: Points: 1395	Posted: 17 Jun 2008 at 18:16
	Sam: Now Mister Frodo I think I can do it. Frodo: Trying to steal Lord Elronds tiara is hardly appropriate. Sam: That’s what he gets for falling asleep in public sir. Frodo: I still think he’ll wake up. Sam: pauses Do you really think so Mister Frodo? Frodo: scowls Of course I do.
	Only minorly inebriated.... hic
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Marak RedIron Erebor Ruler Dain Ironfoot II Joined: 12 May 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 2616	Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 20:32
	Ting-thank you for starting this contest for the Halls have been quiet of late.
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 19 Jun 2008 at 16:24
	Keep them coming lads! Deadline will be 15th of July Marak-sorry that I forgot to ask you, but at first I started this thread in 'Tinghorka's Fortress' but then I saw that was meant for OOC and FOO only, and no rp thus, so I started deleting some of my topics and moved this one, but I'm glad you like it. Have you already thought about a new survival thingy, or should we wait untill there are new rulers elected. Speaking of this case, for wen are the Erebor elections planned? I don't think you will get replaced, but we surely do need a new Erebor Co-Ruler, however I myself won't do anything more than support one of the candidates, not for this year...
	I want You!
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 17:15
	Sam and Frodo look on hopelessly as their loooong message to Durien's PM box is carried away in the claws of a Nazgul.
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Lerin Dwarves Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 1467	Posted: 22 Jun 2008 at 20:34
	Sam - want do yo mean im not in the first new movie? i cant believe that stinking gollum got a part but not me Frodo - ( pulling softly on sams cloak) but we were not born then.
	Thrid time lucky.. lets get this party started
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Aredhriel Hobbits Aka Adúlfur Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 3362	Posted: 24 Jun 2008 at 20:30
	First Attempt: Frodo and Sam look on, somewhat amused (and shocked) at the sight of Gollum's slightly exposed buttcrack as he climbs up the mountain ahead of them.
	"The road goes ever on and on...and I must follow if I can..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 25 Jun 2008 at 09:17
	Muhaha Keep'm coming!
	I want You!
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Eridor Men Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Location: Canada Online Status: Points: 2221	Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 02:26
	First attempt. Sam: Mr. Frodo, I see it! i really see it! Frodo: See what sam? Sam: The light! the white light! its calling to me! Frodo: Have you been in the old toby lately? Sam:No, well...yes but thats not the point...the light!!!

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Marak RedIron Erebor Ruler Dain Ironfoot II Joined: 12 May 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 2616	Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 17:30
	Ting-no problem in opening the thread and as far as a New Co-Ruler...well there are no plans right now for one. Dreams is still growing and the activity is slow enough for one Ruler. I am back now and will be ruling Erebor as it should be...
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 16 Jul 2008 at 09:35
	OK, caption contest closed, here are the winners: 1 st place: Rusva! (15 points) 2nd place: Tarcuru (10 points) 3rd place: Miah (5 points) Rusva, your turn to post a new picture!
	I want You!
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Marak RedIron Erebor Ruler Dain Ironfoot II Joined: 12 May 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 2616	Posted: 16 Jul 2008 at 15:42
	Thanks Ting, and the tribute will follow shortly. Rusva, you have the contest so get a pic in here and lets get round two started. Congrats to the winners and thank you all for your participation. KINGS EDIT: Points have been awarded.
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Rusva Dwarves Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Canada Online Status: Points: 1395	Posted: 17 Jul 2008 at 02:32
	Ohhh this is news! Many thanks Ting I really didn't expect this at all. Anyways here is the next image: Have at 'er!
	Only minorly inebriated.... hic
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Lerin Dwarves Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 1467	Posted: 17 Jul 2008 at 16:26
	First attempt. Gimli - "what you looking at blonde?" Second attempt. Legolas - Caughs Gimli - " you show me the non-smoking sign and i will put it out"
	Thrid time lucky.. lets get this party started
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 23 Jul 2008 at 19:56
	"Go find your own place to rest this seat's taken." oooh! thanks for the points
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Aredhriel Hobbits Aka Adúlfur Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 3362	Posted: 24 Jul 2008 at 17:56
	Belated congrats to last round's winners!! Legolas walks up and stops to stare at Gimli's latest victim. Gimli: (puts his pipe to the side) Nobody makes fun of my man-braids. NOBODY!
	"The road goes ever on and on...and I must follow if I can..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien
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Mognar Firebeard Erebor Co Ruler Gloin Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1135	Posted: 13 Aug 2008 at 18:04
	mogny's first one... Gimli and Leggy discussing about how many they've killed. Leggy draws an arrow and shoots at orc under Gimli. Gimli: "He's quite dead you know, and he was allready dead before you shot him" Leggy: "He coughed" Gimli not knowing how to respond, as this wasn't really Leggy's line. "He coughed because it's a stuntman with a helmet on where it seems the he has my axe embedded in his central nervous system"
	"There's men underground, and they've never seen the sun, but they really know how to party!" The Firebeard clan welcomes you
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Rusva Dwarves Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Canada Online Status: Points: 1395	Posted: 20 Aug 2008 at 20:11
	Any more entries to be found? Ors shall I wrap it up for this month?
	Only minorly inebriated.... hic
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 22 Aug 2008 at 03:20
	Second Attempt "I've got my quota now where's the ale!"
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Mognar Firebeard Erebor Co Ruler Gloin Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1135	Posted: 22 Aug 2008 at 13:12
	second attempt Leggy: "hey Gimli, I thought you weren't really the type to go rowing a boat, and can I erm point out that you're missing an oar" Gimli: "I'm not rowing, I'm enjoying me pipe"
	"There's men underground, and they've never seen the sun, but they really know how to party!" The Firebeard clan welcomes you
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 02 Sep 2008 at 20:28
	Attempt I: Legolas: ''Have you seen Merry and Pippin somewhere?'' Gimli: ''Uuh... No I guess'' ... Gimli: ''What are you staring at, beardless scum?" Legolas: "Ieuw you dwarven potatobag, what's that blood red meaty thingy in your mouth?'' Gimli: ''You stupid elven longhairs do not know nothing about our dwarven hobbits- I mean habits.''
	I want You!
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Rusva Dwarves Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Canada Online Status: Points: 1395	Posted: 03 Sep 2008 at 08:00
	Okay am closing this puppy down! Many thanks for all the great laughs! 1st: Maih's second 2nd: Mogny's first 3rd: Lerin's second King's Edit: Points have been awarded.
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 03 Sep 2008 at 12:46
	Congratz to Miah and double congratz to the other two winners (as they are dwarves) Miah, your turn to post a new pic and blablabla, I guess you know how it works
	I want You!
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 03 Sep 2008 at 15:47
	Thankyou!
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 03 Sep 2008 at 17:29
	EDIT to the Rules of this Caption Contest: The Judge may choose the amount of points he/she wants to give to the winner (amount between 5 and 25, equivalent to the player's caption comment's funnyness) KINGS EDIT: Actually I will take what the judge thinks into consideration and award the points accordingly. Most caption contest award 5, 10 and 15 points.
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 04 Sep 2008 at 01:57
	Ok Here is your next Picture Have fun with it!
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Sivan Ilius Mordor Aka Ardwyr Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Points: 1235	Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 04:55
	The Smial of the Modern Age: BOTH ECONOMICAL AND* ECOLOGICAL!*
	Synonyms for NONSENSE: poppycock, claptrap, trash, TV, iPODS, cellphones with Internet, processed cheese, loud people, quiet people, people in general, basically anyone who isn't Sivan Ilius
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Zaphira Elves Aka Wendir;Vrutik;Azalea; Haz'draka;Grud Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 277	Posted: 08 Mar 2009 at 14:28
	Pippin to Frodo: This is a strange waiting room for a doctor, don't you think?
	Wendir - too fair to be a man!
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Belgim Firebeard Dwarves Aka Mognar Firebeard Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 57	Posted: 08 Mar 2009 at 15:04
	Frodo to Pippin This shelter isn't waterproof, look there are holes in the ceiling
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Naira Men Aka Miah, Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 80	Posted: 09 Mar 2009 at 21:06
	wow...this caption contest is still on? whew! Pippin to Frodo: "I sure hope that's your sword I'm sitting on"
	"You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the TRUTH!"
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 10 Mar 2009 at 00:54
	September....oh boy... Well I think its about time I declared the winner! it was a hard choice, let me tell you! whew! wipes brow and then it came down to two peeps and those two peeps had to battle it out in a quick determining game of rock paper scissors and eeny meeny miny mo...erm, so without further ado, lets put our clappers together and congratulate...... Zaphira!! , who really cracked me up with her caption truly! now when I am really waiting at the doctor's office I will remember this caption and giggle quietly to myself So well done! I'm hoping the rulers will give you 15 points for it too! Second place goes to Sivan and her ecological smial for 10 points! whoo hoo! Third place goes to Belgim for five points! Yay! Now it is your turn, Zaphira.
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Zaphira Elves Aka Wendir;Vrutik;Azalea; Haz'draka;Grud Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 277	Posted: 10 Mar 2009 at 10:33
	Oh wow!! I can be funny? I never knew! All right, will come back later with a piccie, and a deadline. Okay!
	Wendir - too fair to be a man!
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Mognar Firebeard Erebor Co Ruler Gloin Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1135	Posted: 10 Mar 2009 at 16:56
	Congrats to the winners. Zaphira, pick a nice picture so we can have loads of fun ^^
	"There's men underground, and they've never seen the sun, but they really know how to party!" The Firebeard clan welcomes you
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Belgim Firebeard Dwarves Aka Mognar Firebeard Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 57	Posted: 10 Mar 2009 at 20:37
	Woop woop, Thanks for the pointses I love pointses ^^ they are shiny
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Zaphira Elves Aka Wendir;Vrutik;Azalea; Haz'draka;Grud Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 277	Posted: 10 Mar 2009 at 20:46
	Mognar I hope you have fun with this one! Deadline: 20th March Enough time for you all to come up with something.
	Wendir - too fair to be a man!
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Belgim Firebeard Dwarves Aka Mognar Firebeard Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 57	Posted: 17 Mar 2009 at 17:14
	The four hobbits have cought sight of the van where they got their feet glued on "Oh no, not the foot-van"
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Miah Gondor Co Ruler Boromir Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Location: Antarctica Online Status: Points: 5136	Posted: 17 Mar 2009 at 18:21
	The hobbits look on as Boromir finishes all his triple decker chocolate cherry and cream cake he brought along from Rivendale... as a lil snack.
	Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Harkanna Dwarves aka Jano;SgT;Nárdil; Nen;FB;Bag;Daerún Joined: 06 Mar 2009 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 78	Posted: 17 Mar 2009 at 18:23
	Frodo (thinks): I really shouldn't have eaten that last onion bhaji... Sam (thinks): I really oughtn't to have made so many onion bhajis... Merry (thinks): I really must remember not to stand down-wind of Frodo when he's on the onion bhajis... Pippin (thinks): I really hope nobody knows I had even more onion bhajis than Frodo and they're repeating something chronic on me...
	Oh Frøkn! Where art thou?! sneakily tests sharpness of her axe... (all PMs to JANO please!)
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Zaphira Elves Aka Wendir;Vrutik;Azalea; Haz'draka;Grud Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Points: 277	Posted: 20 Mar 2009 at 20:35
	Extention of Deadline to get more entries: The last day of this month.
	Wendir - too fair to be a man!
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Tinghorka Dwarves Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Belgium Online Status: Points: 1057	Posted: 13 Jun 2009 at 20:53
	though that deadline is over too, here's one: 1) The four hobbits are staring at some ringwraiths having a little party on top of a mountain. Sam: "Ieuw, let's run and back away from this place, that's just growse." Pippin: "If only I had known I would encounter such a happening, I would have cut my eyes out" Merry: "Isn't it forbidden by law to do that with animals?" Frodo: "No, Sauron uses his beasts all the time, I dont think it's forbidden." ... Frodo: "At least we now know why they always scream like that"
	I want You!
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Aikári Elves Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Location: Netherlands Online Status: Points: 1261	Posted: 14 Jun 2009 at 17:39
	Frodo to himself: - oh my what is happening to me? Pippin: - Ah see that bird how beautiful it flies through the air. Magnificant flight. Sam: - Indeed I havenot seen something before like that. Pippin: - None of us have. Frodo to himself: - I am feeling sick.. Sam: - Indeed none of us have. Is this the famous paradisebird? Merry: - It looks like one. I saw a picture once. Sam: - I have too. Pippin: - That is a paradisebird? Frodo: - I hate this heavy load, this Ring... Sam: - My day is good.
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