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Indis
Mordor
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bullet Posted: 10 Oct 2008 at 18:40
*burns da bunneh*
 
So ... I have a couple of ideas for threads and absolutely no idea how it works here. Is there like a thread for proposing new ideas? Do you need to get approval? Are there restrictions on what type of threads run? *is muchly confuzzled*
~~ When you can't run you crawl, and when you can't crawl you find someone to carry you ~~
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Miah
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Boromir

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Dream with us... bullet Posted: 10 Oct 2008 at 18:52
Ermm, the bunneh is indestructible Indis. If you burn da bunneh then thrice comes back to you and da bunneh is even more powerful! Muahahahahahhahah! Evil%20Smile

on a side note I will try and get Eridor in here to reply to you. I know he's been a bit busy with off-site issues

Love me or hate me I promise it won't make me or break me
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Indis
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bullet Posted: 10 Oct 2008 at 19:36
Thanks Miah! I'm still feeling a little lost so help is muchly appreciated *g*

*eyes maniacal laughter and wonders if Miah chose the wrong kingdom*

And the bunneh is going to kick the carrot, nothing so horrifically cute can be allowed to exist within Mordor :P
 
 
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 10 Oct 2008 at 20:12
Welcome to Mordor, my humble minion Indis! But I am sure you have noticed that Miah may not indeed support Mordor, but she's bound to be corrupted by the Ring some day or another...so consider her to be one of our expedient tools ;)
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Durien
Mordor
Mordor

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Dream with us... bullet Posted: 11 Oct 2008 at 08:00
It's good to see you in Mordor, Indis!!  Both Sivan and Miah are right, Eridor is the guy to talk to about opening up new threads.  He's the ruler of Mordor, they guy with the Witchking icon, so it's best to get his approval before opening any threads.  Probably the best, fastest and most expedient way to get that approval is to pm (private messenger) him, or use the ruler's e-mail addy, the opening post of the thread you wish to start.  As far as restrictions, there aren't too many.  Anyone may open a thread, although approval is generally needed, and most spam is not allowed.  It must be family friendly and Dream appropriate.  The best way to figure out if you are within guidelines is simply to propose what type of thread you had in mind to Eridor.  Also, most of us are always willing to let you bounce your idea off of us if you wish, and we can give you a pretty good idea of whether it will fly or not.

If you have any questions about Dreams, feel free to pm or im me anytime...I've been around for awhile, lol.  Wink
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bullet Posted: 11 Oct 2008 at 18:40
We all know Miah of course as Mental case Miah, so don`t worry about her Indis. Weclome to the lands of prosperity, the lands where you can kill lots of things!

Idea's for threads, awesome! Yeah, give me a shout through some pm's and we have some threads for ooc in the kingdom as well. I can get you links to those, basically get some discussions going on what we have new for ideas. As well if you need to or want to, you can reach me on my email found in my profile.

Ya, to add to that to have some discussing, giving ideas and such, it's in Cirith Ungol under new opening posts Indis. That's where you can go to start relaying ideas, or if you want to keep it on a lower level, give me a shout and we can see what we can do.

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Indis
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bullet Posted: 11 Oct 2008 at 20:42
Thankies guys Big%20smile

So I went ahead and plonked three ideas in the opening posts thread in Cirith Ungol for people to look at, since that seemed easiest *g* 
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Bagrabosh
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bullet Posted: 31 Oct 2008 at 20:49
He had been here many times naturally, but this time it was truly - personal.
 
I come my Master at last freed from my thraldom with the Eldar and their 'military police'. I have returned to places secret and places known seeking something that I observed in other lands. There is a such place, but it is buried and bereft of movement and so I wonder whether it is worth reviving, should more minions revive their servitude in time?
 
OK - in English or we'll be here until midnight! Wink There's an old thread called 'Meet the Minions' at the bottom of the main forum list and it's the closest thing to a character survey that I could find in here. I'd like to post Baggers CV/resumé and what I'm therefore asking is whether there's anything like that I missed only more current and - how shall I put this tactfully... What am I saying! I'm an Uruk! Wacko Concise and snappy is what I'm trying to say.
 
Meet the Minions is more along the lines of a bio repository and so you have to... *lip trembles with scorn* ... read the rotten things - when all I want to know about posters is stuff like... what race they belong to in this most diverse of all the realms in Middle Earth - what their favourite torture is and where they studied it? You know the kind of stuff I mean - all the nitty gritty information of what they do and how they look - gothic fashion predilections and suchlike?
 
And if we don't have one can we get one? And maybe call it something a little more 'gutsy' like..... Too much (character) information...? or Digging the Dirt...? Evil%20Smile
You're ALL maggots and I hate you!
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Indis
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bullet Posted: 31 Oct 2008 at 21:16

Ain't seen one anywhere Bag, but I'll leave it to the older peeps to confirm that.

If we haven't got one though I definately think it would be a good idea to start one. Thumbs%20Up Once we start *hopefully* having RPG's it'll make things a lot easier.

~~ When you can't run you crawl, and when you can't crawl you find someone to carry you ~~
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Zaphira
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bullet Posted: 08 Mar 2009 at 22:31
I have an orc character in mind for when I am feeling Evil%20Smile!  And for when I feel like my head is Hbanger !
 
Not sure what to call it though!

Wendir - too fair to be a man!
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Grud
Mordor
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bullet Posted: 15 Mar 2009 at 11:09
I am here to serve my master Sauron and to live in perpetual darkness!  I am here to serve my master and to bring the ring of power to him!
Sauron rulez ok!
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Vrutik
Mordor
Mordor

Aka Wendir;Zaphira; Fionesta;Grud;Azalea

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bullet Posted: 15 Mar 2009 at 11:12
Ah, stop yer slobberin, Grud!  You foot licker!  Sauron doesn't give a fig!
 
RL self (What is happening to me?)
I LIKES HOBBITS FEET!
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 15 Mar 2009 at 18:36
Ummm. . .are you talking to yourself Zaphira? ;)
Welcome to Mordor! I am Seren, a Gondorian turncoat. I am at your most humble service!
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bullet Posted: 15 Mar 2009 at 18:57
yeah_right! that'd be the humble noo kids you're at the service of, would it fancypants maggot-face?
 
Take no notice of the whey-faced snot-rag tark Grud, Vrutik (great names kiddos! Evil%20Smile). Get yourselves over to the Know your maggots (Character details) and meet some proper minions!
You're ALL maggots and I hate you!
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bullet Posted: 15 Mar 2009 at 20:36
Originally posted by Sivan Ilius

Ummm. . .are you talking to yourself Zaphira? ;)
Welcome to Mordor! I am Seren, a Gondorian turncoat. I am at your most humble service!
 
RL: I have a more sensible conversation that wayWink!
 
Who is vis Zaphira you're on about - sounds like a right nice meal to me!  *licks lips* I lurves gurly elfs!
Sauron rulez ok!
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Miah
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Dream with us... bullet Posted: 17 Mar 2009 at 12:47
I have been mildly entertained... especially that bit about what's happening to me...*snickers*
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bullet Posted: 19 Mar 2009 at 02:03
I joined a while ago, but never really got into the swing of things. I was wondering how this place worked and how it's different from another popular Lord of the Rings Forum that I'm a part of.

Oh yeah and...HAIL THE DARK LORD! bowdown
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Bagrabosh
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bullet Posted: 19 Mar 2009 at 11:42
Yo - Gothmog! We don't work - we just are! Evil%20Smile
 
Well aside from being much smaller and pretty friendly (bah! We're not perfect by any means, though we try very hard in Mordor to make the tree-huggers and manicly merry little freeps keep the bon homie on a low light from time to time...) what we are mainly I think is easy-going and RP led wherever we can be.
 
There's not too much on here that isn't themed in some way to ME culture or history in some way - and although we have some entertaining OOC threads and talk of things not Tolkien, we're a 'purer' site than some other ME forums. Without being falsely modest we also have some of the best and most versatile RPers as members, so what we lack in numbers we do in fact more than make up for in enthusiasm and inventiveness, whether we're being deathly serious or larking about..
 
We're also pretty liberal (even democratic) over how people want to play as well, which does seem to keep the heat and sniping out of most areas - in general we like to listen first, talk lots and not yell and discard valid opinions in essence. Of course this is Mordor so we can do strident and brazen here as well ,so of course as a Balrog you will most likely have a wonderful time here - or should that be horrid? zipped
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Janowyn
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Dream with us... bullet Posted: 19 Mar 2009 at 13:04
Purely in the interests of courtesy as a Balrog-slayer to their chief... *that is I couldn't resist poking my nose in...*
 
What the Uruk (Baggers) is trying to say is that you will find much that is familar on here to that place whence you hail, but the atmosphere is more accessible and also more inclusive in some respects - in other words, because we're so much smaller it's a lot easier to mingle and get to know people on here. Cool
 
True Minions have some limitations in the other forums in the serious and canon areas, but there are ways to play them enjoyably - all you have to do is ask in an OOC area or, better yet, use the PM system which is a 'privilege' that has no restrictions on here. This is a much less public and comfortable place to discuss more sensitive matters should the need arise, or just enjoy some privacy to plot or plan away from the threads... Wink
 
I should also perhaps mention that at present, because there are few true minions about, we are currently without an active moderator for Mordor - however the redoubtable Lyrch is doing a truly appalling job deputising for Sauron or Witchy-poop-his-pants *coughs LOL* - which I suppose means the ole place is not untended nor uncared for, so any ideas or comments you have can be taken to him if he's about, or to any other Ruler/Admin who's floating by - just check the memberlist to see who's about if you don't get a reply to anything pressing. Wink 

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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 22 Mar 2009 at 18:39
I'm always about! But. . . I'm no administrator; I'm a loony that likes to write a lot Wacko! If you ever need to RP with a Minion for fun, I'm always up to it.
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bullet Posted: 22 Mar 2009 at 23:35
I have never really administered a website, though I started a few that never really took off, a Fantasy/Sci-fi one called Fantasci ... still might be around but I forgot my password for it! Ermm I was also a part administrator for an Alan Rickman forum but that failed as there were some people on there that were rather ... nasty, and I quit that one, asked the founder to delete my membership and everything, first one I truly left!
 
But that isn't to say I am not up for a challenge.  I have the time and the interest, and this is a lovely place to be, I have even made a real serious new cyber friend who has offered to help me with a large project ... she knows who she is.  Kissie
 
Sooo, just putting it out there for anyone to think about as one of my other persona's.( Vrutik or Grud ... though it would suit Grud more I think! )
 
Unless you need YEARS experience of RPG to help run this forum. 
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Dream with us... bullet Posted: 23 Mar 2009 at 00:33
Wha... wha... experience...? *falls off chair* what?
 
Ha-rummmmm! *looks rather panic-stricken* Nobody said anything to me about experience.... Shocked Not in the same sentence as admin - or ruler.... Embarrassed
 
Don't fash yourselves Minions - if we get things moving enough in here Lyrch'll do his usual moaning about being worked off his big flat feet and some other schmuck... erm - that's public-spirited imp - will be dragged  off by Ti to be indoctrinated into the ways of the great big button panel n' stuff.... *yawns* Sleepy

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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 26 Mar 2009 at 16:25
What we Minions should really do is slowly encroach upon the authority of the other kingdoms, and one by one, we will gain all power....and this shall no longer be called LotR Dreams--- but the DREAMS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, OUR DEAR LEADER SAURON!
That'll be the day...*rubs hands together manically*
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Bagrabosh
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bullet Posted: 26 Mar 2009 at 16:40
*Looks up at the rather small Title Bar and wonder if there's enough room for that great long screed....?* insane
 
Trust a long-winded flower-sniffin' Tark to trot out such sucky-up frippery...
 
It already says LotR - and who's that pray? Evil%20Smile
Drop the Dreams and lets cut to the chase with the making of the evil deeds and hoppit-roasting shall we? I really need some nicely browned juicy fat-marbled steak...
You're ALL maggots and I hate you!
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 26 Mar 2009 at 16:59
NO NO NO! This is why you silly, swarthy dogs cannot be trusted! You Orcs haven't any political astuteness! (Though, certainly Our Lord is in fact the Lord of the Rings.) Our aim is not to kill them all but to enslave them, and the best form of slavery is the one in which the slaves do not realize they are slaves and thus willingly give themselves up to slavery!
Now, when it comes to political reality...yes, yes, you are at leave to eat the Halflings.
But the title "Lord of the Rings" has such a negative connotation, as if Sauron wants to hoard them all to himself! No, no! He's just doing what's best for all. He should be called something that signifies not only authority but gentleness-- "Father of Rings"
You see, this ingenuity is exactly why I will be ruling alongside the Mouth of Sauron when the time comes; and you, O filthy Orc, will be rotting in the military camps!
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Bagrabosh
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bullet Posted: 27 Mar 2009 at 17:18
Mealy-mouthed Tark! Think you that your feeble kind - a 'pure' blood secondborn *sighs ironically* can divine the aims and thoughts of our Dread Master? What does he want with 'willing' slaves that he can 'gently' nurture? Hah! Ask yourself who is closer to the Dark Lord's scheme of existence! Your kind were merely used to create our kind! Aye and only when the Elves had realised their peril for they were made of much sterner stuff.
 
We are the true vision of creation that the Dark Lord, yea, and his God before him, created to their plans of mastery and domination. When all are finally on their knees before Lord Sauron, it is not such as you who will stand high in his newly created world! No weak exhausted blood of the first of your kind who kow-towed to his 'brothers' and were drowned for their feeble ambitions and vain displays of might. Think you that the Lord of the Rings, who by that title is assuredly Lord of all power and dominion, will share it with such as you - a futile gutless apologist seeking 'authority and gentleness'. After this war it is the Orc who will rule the world and do our Lord's bidding as always... And everlasting pain and terror will be the new order!
 
Evil%20Smile
You're ALL maggots and I hate you!
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Grud
Mordor
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bullet Posted: 27 Mar 2009 at 22:16
Yeah, Bagrabosh, you tell him!  It was us Orcs that Morgoth and Sauron truly desired to serve ... anyone else is just a bonus!  Sauron - that enlightened and most divine of all rulers will reward those loyal to them!  I wouldn't mind elfy gurls as a tasty snack for eternity.  Give me elfy gurls in your darkened Utopia Sauron for I am your slave!
Sauron rulez ok!
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 19:08
Blah, blah, blah. Tell yourselves whatever makes you pointy-nosed little serpents happy. I know where I am destined to be. And that is on the right hand of the Mouth of Sauron. I, then, am Our Beloved Lord's right ear! I hear everything! I figure out things that you unsubtle watchdogs could never figure out. My Tarkishness, then, only makes you more indebted to me. For I do things that get you out of lots of trouble.
So content yourselves, sewer rats, but I am forever your superior! At least my pure blood is truly pure, the purest out there---that is, not a single ounce of me, not in all my history have I any relations with those haughty, self-exalting Elves--- whereas you little rats. . .well, I shall be courteous and not go there. =D
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Grud
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bullet Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 20:29
How dare you accuse ME of all people who'll eat three of those boring, stupid, healing, singing tree dwelling - species for breakfast of having their DNA!  The only ELF I have in me is the one I ate for lunch ... Leggy I think he was called!  And his legs were nice too!
Sauron rulez ok!
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bullet Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 21:27
*rolls ruby red eyes at the legs gag*

"Tarks and Snagas - all talk and no action. 'Politics'!" he spat the word out ,"and 'breakfast!'!..." And again. "...are for lily-livered cravens! Our Black Master desires crushed and bloodied lands and severed and spiked heads more than 'ears' and gluttony. I have better things to do than than stay bandying words with a windbag fop and an imp who couldn't find his own behind unless his nose was downwind (think about it! Tongue)." One facial expression Baggers could be said to have mastered was the scowl. He did so magnificently at this point and added an appropriate snarl just to make a point. Then he overdid the leering whilst fondling his dagger and nicked his finger slightly as he hadn't sheathed it properly...

"I came here to find fellow warriors and since there appear to be none besides myself  I'll be off before I'm tempted to start a new head count - it's not something that's 'done' whilst we're supposedly all on the same side of the Black Gate - although I'm sure the Boss would make the odd exception in some cases!" 
He stalked off quickly, making sure he didn't suck his dripping finger until he was well out of sight.
You're ALL maggots and I hate you!
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bullet Posted: 28 Mar 2009 at 21:44
Grud looked at Bagrabosh, and follows him surreptitously and spies his finger dripping. 
 
"Hee hee... cut your finger with a knife as sharp as your breath, Baggy?" he snickered.  "Maybe you wouldn't've cut yerself if you had breakfast - eatin at the mornin gives yer sense!"
Sauron rulez ok!
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 29 Mar 2009 at 23:01

Seren's busy and cannot join you, Bagrabosh, as he is too busy PWNING GRUD IN A HOT BACHELOR CONTEST! =]

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Grud
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bullet Posted: 29 Mar 2009 at 23:19
Huh, you wish!  I am going to win!  As for real warriors ... my whole damn diary is full of skewering, maiming, killing and torture!
Sauron rulez ok!
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Sivan Ilius
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bullet Posted: 02 Apr 2009 at 17:12
The fact that you-- a male Orc-- actually have a diary doesn't look good to begin with, whether or not it is filled with the accounts of your "skewering, maiming, killing and torture." Heck, Seren dresses up like a powdery poodle, but at least he doesn't record his bubbly thoughts in a pink, glittery book with a heart-shaped lock! Imagine an Orc of all creatures keeping a diary! Pfah! Your givin' Sauron a bad name! ;)
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bullet Posted: 02 Apr 2009 at 17:27
Reluctantly I am forced to agree with Barbie (aka Seren) here... diaries and journals are for wimps and fakers... Those who can, do - those that can't... write about it... unconvincingly! yeah_right!
 
Skewers?!! I ask you! Are you ripping it apart or making supper? Sheesh!
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bullet Posted: 24 May 2009 at 16:31
HEY! Thanks for the compliment, Bagrabosh. Barbie can sometimes be the scariest thing on the face of this poor, poor Earth! Especially with the new S&M Barbie. ;P
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bullet Posted: 24 May 2009 at 18:10
You mean something like this?
 

I have contacts who can let her loose y'know  Evil%20Smile
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bullet Posted: 26 May 2009 at 18:48
haha! That's exactly as I pictured it! And while you're letting her loose, say hi to Mephistopheles for me! ;)
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